Yesterday, momma spent her reading time with binoculars. Reading time is where I can snuggle up beside her, keeping her warm, while she turns pages in a book. For fun, I guess? She seems to like it. But this time, I had to lay on the couch with my sister, Oreo, while momma said words like- big cat-cougar-no might be a great dane-no, it has a very long fluffy tail-And MY FAVORITE-probably just an overgrown five foot long house cat, and then she laughed, and said, “They’ll eat ya, you know!” Of all things, she asked if I wanted to take a walk! No. A million times no!

What’s that noise?